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andrastecrotch:

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Well when the title is “Drawings from Antiva that Brother Sebastian Does Not Wish the World to Know About”, then yes, I’d say that’s a fascinating story.

Yes, it does have an interesting ring to it, I agree.  Except that I am no longer a brother.

But the title “Annoying the Pirate Isabela” has such a lovelier ring to it.

Hmmm, I don’t know. *folds arms and crinkles brow as if in serious thought* It does have a nice ring, but it sounds like it’d be a very thin book.  Hardly worth the read.

Not all books have to be large and thick, Isabela.  It is about quality, not quantity.

Don’t you dare turn that into a joke about dicks.

But the large and thick ones have more material to keep me entertained…all night long.

*sigh*  Maker I should have known…

The large, thick ones can get boring after a while though, can’t they?  I imagine that you, of all people, would like to keep your…reading collection very eclectic.