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likebigboats replied to your post: All is discovered. Flee at once! - A friend
Drawings from Antiva? DO tell. :3

I believe I have told you quite enough, Isabela. 

No you haven’t!  That’s just like telling the title of the book and then not even opening it!  

Forgive me, but I did not think it sounded like a very interesting book.

Well when the title is “Drawings from Antiva that Brother Sebastian Does Not Wish the World to Know About”, then yes, I’d say that’s a fascinating story.

Yes, it does have an interesting ring to it, I agree.  Except that I am no longer a brother.

But the title “Annoying the Pirate Isabela” has such a lovelier ring to it.

Hmmm, I don’t know. *folds arms and crinkles brow as if in serious thought* It does have a nice ring, but it sounds like it’d be a very thin book.  Hardly worth the read.

Not all books have to be large and thick, Isabela.  It is about quality, not quantity.

Don’t you dare turn that into a joke about dicks.