likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

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likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

Not all books have to be large and thick, Isabela.  It is about quality, not quantity.

Don’t you dare turn that into a joke about dicks.

But the large and thick ones have more material to keep me entertained…all night long.

*sigh*  Maker I should have known…

The large, thick ones can get boring after a while though, can’t they?  I imagine that you, of all people, would like to keep your…reading collection very eclectic.

That I do.  I enjoy books of ALL lengths and sizes.  Do you have a good one that you’d like to recommend?  I might want to add it to my library.

Really?  I was under the impression that your library was much more….selective now.  Someone told me you were currently only interested in books about blood mages in the Gallows.

Did they now?  It seems news of my reading preferences travels fast…

It’s true, books about blood mages have become my favorite subject lately.  But I still enjoy the occasional quick read now and then.  I can’t read about blood mages ALL the time, but I keep coming back to that topic, curiously enough.  The librarian at the Gallows understands.

Well it is good that you have an understanding librarian, who I am sure is most knowledgeable on the subject.  No doubt he has plenty of material for you to study up on.

likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

Not all books have to be large and thick, Isabela.  It is about quality, not quantity.

Don’t you dare turn that into a joke about dicks.

But the large and thick ones have more material to keep me entertained…all night long.

*sigh*  Maker I should have known…

The large, thick ones can get boring after a while though, can’t they?  I imagine that you, of all people, would like to keep your…reading collection very eclectic.

That I do.  I enjoy books of ALL lengths and sizes.  Do you have a good one that you’d like to recommend?  I might want to add it to my library.

Really?  I was under the impression that your library was much more….selective now.  Someone told me you were currently only interested in books about blood mages in the Gallows.

likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

likebigboats:

Well when the title is “Drawings from Antiva that Brother Sebastian Does Not Wish the World to Know About”, then yes, I’d say that’s a fascinating story.

Yes, it does have an interesting ring to it, I agree.  Except that I am no longer a brother.

But the title “Annoying the Pirate Isabela” has such a lovelier ring to it.

Hmmm, I don’t know. *folds arms and crinkles brow as if in serious thought* It does have a nice ring, but it sounds like it’d be a very thin book.  Hardly worth the read.

Not all books have to be large and thick, Isabela.  It is about quality, not quantity.

Don’t you dare turn that into a joke about dicks.

But the large and thick ones have more material to keep me entertained…all night long.

*sigh*  Maker I should have known…

The large, thick ones can get boring after a while though, can’t they?  I imagine that you, of all people, would like to keep your…reading collection very eclectic.

likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

likebigboats:

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likebigboats replied to your post: All is discovered. Flee at once! - A friend
Drawings from Antiva? DO tell. :3

I believe I have told you quite enough, Isabela. 

No you haven’t!  That’s just like telling the title of the book and then not even opening it!  

Forgive me, but I did not think it sounded like a very interesting book.

Well when the title is “Drawings from Antiva that Brother Sebastian Does Not Wish the World to Know About”, then yes, I’d say that’s a fascinating story.

Yes, it does have an interesting ring to it, I agree.  Except that I am no longer a brother.

But the title “Annoying the Pirate Isabela” has such a lovelier ring to it.

Hmmm, I don’t know. *folds arms and crinkles brow as if in serious thought* It does have a nice ring, but it sounds like it’d be a very thin book.  Hardly worth the read.

Not all books have to be large and thick, Isabela.  It is about quality, not quantity.

Don’t you dare turn that into a joke about dicks.

likebigboats:

andrastecrotch:

likebigboats:

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likebigboats replied to your post: All is discovered. Flee at once! - A friend
Drawings from Antiva? DO tell. :3

I believe I have told you quite enough, Isabela. 

No you haven’t!  That’s just like telling the title of the book and then not even opening it!  

Forgive me, but I did not think it sounded like a very interesting book.

Well when the title is “Drawings from Antiva that Brother Sebastian Does Not Wish the World to Know About”, then yes, I’d say that’s a fascinating story.

Yes, it does have an interesting ring to it, I agree.  Except that I am no longer a brother.

But the title “Annoying the Pirate Isabela” has such a lovelier ring to it.

likebigboats:

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likebigboats replied to your post: All is discovered. Flee at once! - A friend
Drawings from Antiva? DO tell. :3

I believe I have told you quite enough, Isabela. 

No you haven’t!  That’s just like telling the title of the book and then not even opening it!  

Forgive me, but I did not think it sounded like a very interesting book.

likebigboats replied to your post: All is discovered. Flee at once! - A friend
Drawings from Antiva? DO tell. :3

I believe I have told you quite enough, Isabela. 

Anonymous asked: All is discovered. Flee at once! - A friend

……Discovered?  What, exactly, has been discovered?  There is certainly no reason to flee because of it.

Unless you found those drawings from Antiva….Maybe I should stay at the Hanged Man for a while.

perkyforadeadgirl:

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perkyforadeadgirl:

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*is obviously enjoying herself* Hmmm, well.  I’m happy to do what I can!

*is still being awkward Chantry boy* I…am glad to hear it.  *coughs* So if you are a Warden then you must know Oghren.

Oh yeah, served with him for years back in Amaranthine.  Hadn’t seen him or Nate or Anders or the rest of them in a while though, not till I showed up here and found that it was like a regular party in the surface town.

Was he still mixing every alcohol known in Thedas and calling it Oghren-ade even then?

I don’t think he’d quite…perfected it yet.  But he was trying.  Not a lot of humans can handle it, I find.

No, many can’t.  It has lead to several interesting nights at the Hanged Man though.

perkyforadeadgirl:

andrastecrotch:

perkyforadeadgirl:

*is obviously enjoying herself* Hmmm, well.  I’m happy to do what I can!

*is still being awkward Chantry boy* I…am glad to hear it.  *coughs* So if you are a Warden then you must know Oghren.

Oh yeah, served with him for years back in Amaranthine.  Hadn’t seen him or Nate or Anders or the rest of them in a while though, not till I showed up here and found that it was like a regular party in the surface town.

Was he still mixing every alcohol known in Thedas and calling it Oghren-ade even then?

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